Musings of Professor Ozone

Professor Ozone is a gentleman of uncertain age and origin. Those who have met him universally conclude that his physical features betray European ancestry, while his dialect suggests a pedigree often found in the Heartland of the United States. The title "professor" is almost certainly honorary, most likely bestowed upon him by none other than himself. Even so, he has managed somehow to insinuate himself into the role of resident lecturer here at the Aether Theater. Modest excerpts from a few of his more popular (i.e. less loquacious) expositions are posted in this section.